So “Bahrain Orders Citizens to ‘Immediately’ Leave Lebanon After Prime Minister’s Surprise Resignation …”
Hmm …
Somehow Lebanon every now and then morphs back into the-Hollywood Delta Force / Navy Seals version.
Idiots!
It is 2017 and they still want to portray Lebanon as the most dangerous spot in the world!
Anyhow have no fear … thanks to Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen there are ways to survive a trip to Lebanon.
First and foremost avoid the Manaqish … kidding! You will eat your fingers after eating their Mankousheh!
Oh … back to surviving Lebanon!
Just watch The Chuck Norris / Charlie Sheen Straight To Video How To Survive Lebanon and The Lebanese.
Hope you know what satire is!
All the love Lebanon … don’t mind the haters!
The Chuck Norris Lebanon Survival Manual feat. Lee Marvin and a VW van:
Charlie Sheen’s How to Survive A Day In A Cliched Hollywood Beirut Guide feat. A Product Placement Mercedes:
Brick In The Head
2017
Brick in the Head 