Why So Sad Mr. Palestinian!

Posted: September 20, 2011 in beTwixt & beTween

A United Nations’ report published two years ago revealed that 80 percent of Palestinian youth are depressed.


The report, compiled after interviewing 1,200 Palestinians between the ages 17 -24  from the West Bank and Gaza, revealed that 55 percent of Gazans are severely depressed.

Why are they depressed?

Hmm, do they really have a reason to be depressed?

Well, let us see:

In 1948 their land was taken from them and thousands were forced to leave their homes. As a result the term, The Palestinian Diaspora, became a staple of political parlance about Palestine.

Since 1949 many of their fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters and children were used as target practice for itchy triggered Israeli troopers.  In recent years Zionists changed their ways and started using rockets. Not that firing a projectile from a jet fighter, that would level an entire building, is any different from the one coming out of a rifle, piercing the heart of a man.

There is however one big difference: A rocket pierces hundreds, in not thousands, of hearts; the hearts of grieving fathers and mothers.

The world still silently watches from a distance and the current acting body of the United Nations is not doing a better job. Guess if Gaza had oil fields and natural gas things would have been different.

Let us now take a jab at the objective media!

Whereas Reuters shuns publishing photos of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and its brutal impact on Palestinians, AFP often publishes such photos with the occasional uncomplimentary images of Israeli settlers being dragged from their feet by Israeli enforcers, and away from their illegal settlements.

Let us try to get inside the head of a Zionist Orthodox  Jew, who is being dragged away from the illegal home he has built.

“Let go of me! You call yourself a true Jew? Why do you kick us out of the land that was given to us by God many years ago. It was I who kicked out the rightful owners of this land, uprooted their trees and killed their offspring, whenever I had the chance to get away with it. This is my land. I earned it with sweat and blood. I sweat a lot when I shot Palestinians and spill their blood with my machine gun. You can say I smell badly and there isn’t a deodorant in the world that hides the stench of blood. Is this how you repay me for cultivating this land? God damn you,” a bearded settler sobs.

Now …

Aside from the Old Testament, which I believe is a genius Zionist propaganda, did anyone see  a land lease signed by the High Almighty?

Nope! Didn’t think so! Unless, the concerned parties just spat in each other’s hands and had a non-gentilemen’s agreement topped with a warm hand shake.

Time to talk a little about math before we go any deeper in bullshit politics.

Did you know that Israelis can’t count for shit—even though they are deemed good business people.


The capture of two Israeli soldiers almost destroyed Lebanon. The assholes [the Israeli government] should have captured two Lebanese soldiers instead, and directly went to the direct negotiation table that BeBe [Benjamin Netanyahu] fondly refers to in his sugarcoated speeches of hate, racism and Zionist supremacy.

Shitheads wouldn’t you say!

Another example:

When a settler is wounded they organize an offensive and raze an entire Palestinian neighborhood, proving to us and the world that they do not abide to the eye for an eye rule.

God forbid they decide to turn the other cheek! Sadly Arabs have been turning their cheeks for a long time, and I am not talking about the reddened cheeks that are plastered on their faces.

“Now bend over please … this won’t hurt … you will only experience some discomfort,” an Israeli proctologist tells an Arab patient before slipping his hand in a rubber glove.

Back to why Palestinians are depressed.

Their homes are being demolished on a daily basis, their olive trees uprooted, and last but not least they are, and up until this moment, not given the opportunity to lead a decent life by the poor, misjudged and misunderstood Zionists.

“So why so sad!” a clueless foreigner might ask.

Z Arab’s Word Buble: Screw the Zionists and the United Nations (UN)!


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